aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

(Source: lostgirl49, via fake-mermaid)

• morning: no
• afternoon: no
• evening: no

andrewhussiesbosom:

if you nice to me then I’ll

but if you give me shit Imma

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

captorquest:

inkwelldried:

captorquest:

any negative thing that can happen about yahoo buying tumblr is worth the “david karp daddy” jokes stopping

how sure are you about that

vomits on everything

(via orgasmic-humor)

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

(via fake-mermaid)

‘if youre tired during school just go to bed earlier’

(Source: princeowl, via orgasmic-humor)

dieceased:

remember that one time you called your teacher mom

(via pizza)

gallifreyanassbutts:

whovianretardis:

hey-sass-butt:

So everyone always talks about wanting SuperWhoLock so badly

bUT ARE WE NOT GOING TO MENTION THAT ONE TIME SUPERWHO ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENED

THEY DIDN’T EVEN FUCKING TRY TO BE SUBTLE ABOUT IT, ITS A FULL ON CYBERMAN LIKE WHAT THE FUCK GUYS

I was so happy when I saw this episode for the first time.

And don’t forget that they named one character Amy Pond… 

(via wholockedmeoutoftheimpala)

earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

(via hotboyproblems)

orgygami:

when theres a long intro before a music video

(via hotboyproblems)

crystalcracks:

fetusleader:

ctrl+alt+delete my face

ctrl+c ctl+v beyonce’s face

(via violetpikachu)